Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Food is Good! (In 2 parts)

PT. 1
A delicious 3 course breakfast I had a couple weeks ago.
This is a bowl of my favorite cereal - Fruity Pebbles.
I love eggs (over-medium).
The best part - Teodora's delectable pancakes.

PT. 2
A delicious lunch called "Hot dog sandwich" I also had a couple weeks ago
in nine simple, easy-to-follow steps.
Ingredients: Microwaved hot dog, two slices of Don Mamino bread, Mustard, Thousand Island salad dressing, and Sweet Relish. (Cup of hot tea is optional.)
Step one: Spread mustard on one side of each slice of delicious Don Mamino bread.
Step two: Slice hot dog into halves with razor sharp knife then chop into 20 pieces. Distribute evenly onto one side of delicious Don Mamino bread until fully covered.
Step three: Pour good amount of Sweet Relish onto same side and spread.
Step four: Pour and spread a thick layer of delectable Thousand Island dressing onto other slice.
Step five: Add another glob of it on the other side. (The more dressing the better.)
Step six: Slap "non-hot-dog" side onto other side. (Hurry though, so you don't spill your thick coat of tasty Thousand Island dressing that you so lovingly applied.)
Step seven: Guzzle (now cold) hot tea, toss cup, and pull out cool, refreshing bottle of Fanta. Open.
Step eight: Wrap goodness in paper towel so as not to ruin your clean white shirt.
Step nine: Eat, drink, and be merry!
Btw, We had an incredible crusade. I hope I can post about it soon. :)

Bye.
Jb

7 comments:

Dacia Loa said...

Fruity Pebbles are THE best!! :D

Carl Brown said...

You are hilarious! So much like your mother! LOL
Love you! Can't wait for you to get home.
Papa

Jarron said...

1 week today!

Mary Frances said...

Found your blog from Ashlyn's blogger of the month...hot dog sandwhich sounds good!!! LOL check out my blog sometime! ClassicMaryMoments.blogspot.com Its fun, humorous, uplifting and updated almost daily! Thanks and God bless!

Kathy McElhaney said...

What kind of missionary are you??? Fruity Pebbles!! Shouldn't you be eating bugs or at least pig heads??

Looks like you're coming home soon. I've enjoyed your Peru posts so much. God bless!

Jonathan said...

When one has not eaten in several hours, your description of food is enough to cause my mouth to water.

Jarron said...

Sis. McElhaney,

Yea, life is hard on the mission field. :) We don't eat pugs and pig heads... I'll leave that for the Wakefields.haha We eat chicken and potatoes in Peru. :)